Co-parenting Biyoo

#fibits #fbORV with Buns (B = Buns, Y = Yuu)

Y: Wheezing That was good

B: okay but bihyung n Dokja being the divorced couple that get along as beset friends

Y: Love it

B: BC I can totally see them celeberating someone's death together then talk trash of each other to other people but then helping each other on social situations or even petty revenges as in, they hate each other, but only they are allowed to hate each other like that 'EY. THAT's MY EX-HUSBAND'

B: even too, 'EY. THAT'S MY EX-HUSBAND'S HUSBAND'

Y: One big dysfunctional family where the only one allowed to make fun of them is the other

B: absolutely

Y: Okay but DOkja totally fucking over the senior who was harassing Bihyung (the red dokkaebi from japan) because, and I quote, “the only one allwoed to make his life hell is me or our daughter”

B: YES they would always think the other is behind their shitty bad luck, but in the last moment, saving them or getting them a huge opportunity

Y: YJH is disgruntled because he sees Dokja's ex coming by like twice a week. He can deal with it sure, but he would rather a heads up so he can make sure he always has enough food (he always does though but he gets disgruntled if he suddenly has to palte for 5 instead of 4) He gets the same pinched look when Gilyoung or Sooyoung or Yoosung or Jihye comes It's just that Bihyung definitely comes the most often of their expected unexpected guests

B: it also pisses him off so fuckign much when even the kids take Bihyung word for anything 'Bihyung said we could go' 'Bihyung said he would get me one'

Y: YJH: “when me or KDJ says no that means no” KDJ: “If bihyung will take responsbility of rgetting you there and taking care of you I don't have a problem”

B: KDJ: When Bihyung starts paying support, THEN he can have a say. YJH: He doesn't- KDJ: Shut up.

Y: Pfft

B: YJH would want Bihyung to give his parental rights away

Y: KDJ who dealt with essentially 0 parents does nto mind the idea of his daughter having 3

B: absolutely on every event focused on Shin, he apepars n YJH fucking hates it w passion YJH: -whisping at Dokja- Does he have to come? Dokja: Oh my god, would you drop it?

Y: THe only type YJH and BH ever get along is reaming KD out ofr doing something reckless to help others

B: yes Anna Croft: I will get you

(an omegaverse post for sk8 “Reki and Langa's kid definitely has Reki's contact in their phone as “Life Giver” and Langa's contact as “Gene Donor”)

Y: Okay byt in the BH-KD exes verse who's life giver and who's gene donor

B: I rlly wanna say Dokja is Life Giver, but you and I know that he's Gene Donor

Y: I mean. I feel it can go either way with about the same chance lol

B: MMH TRUE

Y: ...Biyoo complaining about not having younger siblings and BH is just like “nope, you need ot talk to YJH about that”

B: LMAO

Y: BH warns YJH that a pregannt!KD is a terror for his dick and proceed with caution

B: YJH HATES he was right

Y: Lmao. Dojka oscillates between being unbearably horny and punching his partner in the groin for bullshit reasons

B: LMAOO YJ: YJ: I have to ask Dokja: What YJ: Did you really fuck Bihyung? Dokja: Dokja: Dokja: Artificial Insemination. YJ: – SIGHS IN RELIEF YJ: Oh, thank fuck.

Y: Hahhaha

B: Dokja rlly wanted a baby

Y: Bihyung was available for when he had a timeslot. ....omfg were they even friends at that point

B: yes that's why they got married Bihyung needed to be a 'family' man for a big promotion n Dokja wanted a baby but hated everyone but knew each other made even a contract

Y: Omfg okay the two of them would though

B: RIGHT Bihyung's not even an alpha prob beta being all pleaser w his bosses but Dokja made his petty self shine bc Dokja was fuckign bitter n petty as well but man, he is a loving n great mom

B: n Bihyung was surpsied, Shin was a blessing but then ofc they were crashing Bihyung wasn't helpign a lot w Shin, he's a workaholic alright Dojja is SICK of these political environment he n Shin are, n he is SICK of dpeending on someone else he misses his indepdence

B: so they divorced which was the best decision they ever made Bihyung: You know, sometiems I miss you Dokja, suprrised: You do? Bihyung: NO, that's why I hired a maid Dokja: – SNORTS

Y: ...did KD and YJH meet while he was still married

B: yes.

Y: Better quesiton – do KD and YJH start dating when he's still married lol

B: yes

Y: Wheezing oh man. KD just casually menions that their scheduled date has to be postponed because he has to go to the final social event with his husband before the divorce proceedings finish YJH: ???????

B: YES LMAO

Y: YJH: we... have been dating for a few months now and I'm just now learning you're married KD KD: on paper. And we were already deciding to split when I met you, you were just very good incentive to get things finalized :D

B: he's so mad that he feels the need to at least win Dokja proeprly n maybe punchi his husband but then Bihyung, “Finally, youwere the reason he actually signed.”